1. That lipstick doesn't flatter you.
2.You have won a recalled Toyota.
3. Valid for one free tickle
4. Punch the next person you see for good luck.
5. That shrimp DID taste a bit funky.
6. Michael, if you really loved me, you would understand that until I find myself attractive I can't be intimate with you.
7. Dean Keaton was Keyser Söze.
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