Seven Ways to Listen to the New Radiohead Album

1. Lying on the roof of the abandoned building where you once went to elementary school

2. Staring at a broken bicycle

3. Drinking gin in an Ikea parking lot at 6 am

4. Naked in the front of the mirror crying softly

5. Painting your bathroom black

6. Combing the hair of a child that isn't yours

7. Baking a cake that you're just going to throw away